Mission hierarchy

There is a hierarchy of sexiness for mission work. There shouldn't be, but there is, and it goes like this:

• Tier one: Africa, China and the Middle East. Workers here are obviously seriously hardcore.
• Tier two: South America, Russia, Eastern Europe, India, Asia-Pac (Thailand etc.).
• Tier three: Western Europe but you have to use the word "post-Christian" three or four times in each deputation talk.
• Tier four: North America, Japan

Home-end workers, the people who actually keep the whole thing together, aren't part of the hierarchy. Sorry guys, you get no respect at all.

(If you think that's mad, try the hierarchy of New Anointings From God Which Our Church Must Follow - America, Africa, China, Canada at a push, and that's it.)

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